A. Cause she got hit by a bus.
Q. What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A. "Would you like fries with that?"
Q. Where do bees go toilet?
A. At B.P
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the 2nd hand shop!
Q. What do you call Vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A. Vinegar!
Q. What kind of bees make milk?
A. Boo-Bees!
Q. Why is a Panda racist?
A. Because its black and white but it lives in China!
Q. What do you call a Dear with no eyes?
A. No-Eye-Dear!
Q. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A. Fsh!
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. A pork chop!
Q. What do you get when you cross a stream?
A. Wet Feet!
Q. What kind of bees make milk?
A. Boo-Bees!
Q. Why is a Panda racist?
A. Because its black and white but it lives in China!
Q. What do you call a Dear with no eyes?
A. No-Eye-Dear!
Q. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A. Fsh!
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. A pork chop!
Q. What do you get when you cross a stream?
A. Wet Feet!
Q. What happens when frogs park illegally?
A. They get toad!
Q. What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A. A cartoon.
Q. How do you make a hot dog stand?
A. Steal its chair.
A. They get toad!
Q. What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A. A cartoon.
Q. How do you make a hot dog stand?
A. Steal its chair.
Q. What can you hold without ever touching it?
A. A conversation.
Q. What clothes does a house wear?
A. Address.
Q. What country makes you shiver?
A. Chile.
Q. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
A. It's time to go to sweep.
Q. What did the rug say to the floor?
A. Don't move, I've got you covered.
Q. Why did the doughnut shop close?
A. The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Q. What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A. A red carnation.
Q. What's round and bad-tempered?
A. A vicious circle.
Q. What do you do when your chair breaks?
A. Call a chairman.
Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A. A brick layer!
A. A conversation.
Q. What clothes does a house wear?
A. Address.
Q. What country makes you shiver?
A. Chile.
Q. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
A. It's time to go to sweep.
Q. What did the rug say to the floor?
A. Don't move, I've got you covered.
Q. Why did the doughnut shop close?
A. The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Q. What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A. A red carnation.
Q. What's round and bad-tempered?
A. A vicious circle.
Q. What do you do when your chair breaks?
A. Call a chairman.
Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A. A brick layer!
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